![]() And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” – Ellen DeGeneres Unless you’re a serial killer If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. “The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost, funny inspirational quotes from the office.“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire.“If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa.“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson.“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield.“Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye.You need the negatives to develop.” – Anonymous “Humor is the most powerful thing that uses laughter as its bases to chase your blues away.” – Kareena Kapoor, funny inspirational quotes about life and happiness.“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach.“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond.“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote.“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov.“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer.“If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.” – Marlo Morgan.“You can’t expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday’s tools and expect to be in business tomorrow.” – Raina Chapman. ![]() “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland.“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain.“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers.“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A.“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein.“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler.“If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump.You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London “Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get.You’ve seen the bumper sticker: ‘He who dies with the most toys wins.’ The truth is, ‘He who dies with the most toys … still dies!’” – Rick Warren “A lot of people think the whole purpose of life is just to collect stuff.“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneres.Even the inside of your own mind is endless it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.” – Louis C.K. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say.“I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.” – Winston Churchill.It's like an inside joke we can all relate to from at least one job we've ever had in our lives. But if you're having an especially rough day, the following quotes will remind you that some quirky things about jobs are just universal and it's helpful to know that you're not the only one out there who's experienced it. Some of us who've been working all alone from home since last year have been trying to make the best of it through fun zoom backgrounds and sprucing up our home office spaces. That's why it's so important to keep your eye out for humor and fun at the office. If there's one thing we've all learned from the popular show The Office, it's that the funniest things happen either while we are at work or because of who we work with.or honestly, both! Work can definitely be stressful, whether you're buried under a sea of responsibility, you've got a boss to rival Michael Scott, or your cubicle-mate is a bit of a mouth breather, sometimes you just need a change of perspective to lighten the mood.
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